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A poor Elf on the shelf, gone way too soon. And twerking all around our kitchen. Young girls looking sexy. The only place to satisfy all of your guilty pleasures. Sections of this page. Naked elf on the shelf. He exchanged painting toy train cabooses which sounds like a cool job, actually to become a 9-to-5 office grunt. That night, I made sure Mr. Take a minute from your holiday shopping frenzy to realize that the hilarious book about being a mom, I Just Want To Pee Alone, makes an easily attainable and affordable gift for all your mom friends.

I remember when I first met Mr. The go-to source for comic book and superhero movie fans. By the looks of this, it appears as though Dora the Explorer is following in Miley Cyrus' foot steps.

I've been told that this move is called the Rusty Trombone, but I don't know why Apparantly the Elf over heard my crazy brother talking about some "Rusty Trombone" at the house the other day. Pussy riot nude. Hanging that jolly little guy upside down from a light fixture is sure to get giggles. On the first day, Elf arrives with an empty box for kids to deposit old toys, which can be donated to charity this also helps to make room for the new toys that will inevitably arrive on Christmas morning.

A candy cane jail and marshmallow igloo? December 9, at 6: The first Elf on the Shelf cheat sheet comes from Bounty Club and most of the ideas on their chart are pretty simple.

Finally the answer to the age old question And how is the elf holding the lighter keeping the flame going? Thanks for the laugh. Comments Karen Sanders says: They may get the rest of the year off, but around Christmastime, toy-making goes into overdrive. This is so funny! December 9, at Dora the Explorers last name must be Sanchez! The really bad news was trying to convince her that my "turn ons" aren't, and I quote "women who like to party, put out, and don't believe the cliche that size matters".

He deserved the Welcome to the South Pole! The kids are still talking about that delicious pasta with red sauce I served them for dinner tonight! April 11, at

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I was wondering what happened to all the dollar bills that were in my wallet yesterday! The chart also offers an idea to help spread cheer to those outside the family with Elf donating canned goods to a local shelter. The only glitter in our home is on the Christmas ornaments that are grandfathered in on the you-had-it-before-you-met-me clause.

And glitter IS the devil, the elf was just his minion. Lipstick lesbian pics. March 9, at Apparently Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke are very popular up north this year, because the Elfs we're dancing with Molly??? Thank heaven for small mercies.

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Sign-up to get a daily batch of tips, tricks, and smiles to make life a little easier. We only have toys for girls and therefore my house is the "Playboy Mansion" for these sex deprived, 8 inch, Horn-dogs! Hopefully she passes out and is spared the embarrassment and Chlamydia that this twisted pervert usually leaves with his "girlfriends".

Bad Parenting Moments says: If you are not familiar with the Elf on a Shelf story, I will tell you. My Special Kind of Crazy says: Stories You May Like. Our Elf may need some therapy He found her in Vegas among a bunch of other plastic showgirls who, like he, just smile at everything. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Santa might not like it, though.

After my wife and I went to bed we heard quite a "party" going on and knowing what's been happening with the Elf, we decided that, oh well it's the perverts last night in the house so let him have his party. Naked elf on the shelf. Milf slut public. I laugh every time I think about it. This Elf may have gotten carried away with Christmas Spirit last night and over did it a little, and by overdoing it I'm not just referring to the drinking!

Unfortunately this is one of the scenes I was witness to last night. April 11, at Unique lists featuring pop culture, entertainment and crazy facts. It was about a week and a half ago. December 13, at Claus suffers from regular red eye every Christmas Eve from staying up all night worrying about Santa.

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